Washington, D.C. Is Safe Again and That Makes Democrats Angry

Aug 21, 2026 10:05 AM
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Washington, D.C. Is Safe Again and That Makes Democrats Angry
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Welcome back to the "Stream of Kurtiousness"! I'm coming to you from my hotel room in Washington, D.C. I've got a few things on my mind this morning. First of all, we haven't seen any hobos on the streets while here! The place looks cleaner, statues are golder, and everything feels safer. It's a reminder that the problems we have are solvable; you just need to have the initiative and willpower to get it done. Normal people shouldn't have to put up with losers surrounding their streets and making things feel unsafe. Democrats have been getting angry over Trump making this city more beautiful. The reason is that it's proof we don't need Democrats on board to make things better. They're proven useless! 

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