Can you feel the excitement? Can you sense something in the air? Kamala is back, and it’s pretty clear that she’s got her sights set on the 2028 Democratic nomination. With her new book and her promotional campaign, she’s out there talking to a wide variety of Democratic sycophants, suck-ups, and toe-slurps in the regime media – but I repeat myself – as she makes her case for a second act. Her case’s theme is that 2024 wasn’t her fault, and she’s not going to make the same mistakes she refuses to take responsibility for again in 2028.
I say, let’s climb onto this runaway train before it leaves the station. All aboard with Kamala Harris as the Democrat nominee in 2028!
Now, you may think, “Hey, fat chance Kamala Harris can beat donkey heavyweights like JB Pritzker,” but don’t underestimate her. Well, it’s actually impossible to underestimate her – our expectations for her were always low, but holy cow. Still, she’s got name recognition. Of course, so do such notable signs of the apocalypse as Dylan Mulvaney, Jay Jones, and, purely coincidentally, the Hawk Tuah Girl. The point is that most Americans know her name, and there’s a certain slice of the population that’s stupid enough to vote for anybody whose name they recognize. Fortunately for her, this demographic is known as “Democrats.”
Now, if you like the old Kamala Harris, you’re not going to be disappointed because there is no new Kamala Harris. This is the same old battered Yugo with a loose alternator belt that we saw sputter out at the side of the road in the 2020 campaign, towed back to the starting line after not so much as being buffed out and washed before being presented for another race.
Her new book, “107 Days,” shows that she not only forgets nothing, but she’s learned nothing. It’s a litany of excuses, equivocations, and distractions, all designed to insulate her from accountability for her disastrous performance after President Eggplant soiled himself on the debate stage – figuratively and perhaps even literally – against Donald Trump.
Of course, I haven’t read the book, but the good parts, such as they apparently are, have already been dissected in the press. When the regime media recoils in disgust at a Democrat’s product, you know it’s bad. This tome is less a memoir than an alibi. According to her ghostwriter, who apparently did her no favors, she was a victim of circumstances, the victim of dark forces conspiring against her, a hapless naïf trapped in a world she never made. But to escape responsibility for what she was ultimately responsible for – the Democrats’ disastrous defeat by President Donald J. Trump – she’s got to slag everybody else. Her staff was incompetent and didn’t prepare her. Journalists were mean to her – imagine a Democrat pretending to be a victim of the regime media with a straight face. Everyone else is to blame, except the person who’s to blame – her.
Her inability to conduct basic retail politics on the campaign trail was legendary, but she was also unable to build and maintain relationships with the people she needed on her side. This hasn’t changed either. Gavin Newsom, her California competition, was apparently the first one to come out and endorse her. He doesn’t get a mention in the book, and he was mad enough to let it be known that when he texted her about the omission (which says plenty about Gavin, but that’s not the point here), she said she was busy on her book tour and would get back to him. She never did. I’m not sure which one of them this little conflict makes look worse, but it brings to mind the meme where the Japanese guy looks at Godzilla battling it out with some other kaiju and says, “Let them fight.” Of course, in this analogy, neither of them would be a cool monster like Godzilla—the Godzilla of American politics is Donald Trump. Instead, they would be lame monsters, with Gavin probably being Mothra and Kamala being that ridiculous flying turtle that breathes fire.
Kamala tries, as she must to maintain appearances, to pretend she’s still loyal to Joe Biden, but it’s clear she correctly believes that the senile old pervert should’ve pulled out long before he did and given her a chance. Now, it’s not clear that a longer exposure to the American people than 107 days would benefit her; that’s about 104 days after guests and fish start to smell. But she seems to feel that way, except she can’t really say it. Democrats are currently dancing around the fact that Crusty Joe completely screwed their party, but no one yet has permission to boldly speak the truth, that Biden’s greed, stupidity, and narcissism, which was enabled by his party’s greed, stupidity, and narcissism, kept him in the race far too long. So, she just hints at it. It’s pretty clear that Biden is bitter about even her mild criticism, although, to be fair, he’s bitter about everything. In an interview with a bizarre transvestite on MSNBC (or whatever it’s called now), she recently talked about calling him after word came out that he had to undergo new treatments for his illness. He let her phone call go to voicemail, hilariously. America is lucky to have dodged a president who engenders so little respect that she gets the “New phone, who dis?” treatment.
But she’s not giving up. She’s bravely sucking up to the Democrat left regardless. Sucking up is her style, after all. It’s her intense flexibility that has always ingratiated her with the people who can help her up the next rung of the ladder. Remember, this is someone who dated Montel Williams. In that same MSNBC interview, she declared that Israel was committing genocide in Gaza. Now, it’s no surprise that her stunted sensibilities would lead her to this morally illiterate conclusion, but it’s still terrifying to think how close she came to the presidency. After all, if you’re one of the two parties’ nominees, you’ve got a shot no matter how ridiculous you are. Think of where we’d be right now with her in the White House. Instead of castrating Iran and allowing Israel to pummel the semi-human barbarians of Hamas, thereby forcing them to submit to peace, things would be totally different. Those hostages would still be there. Iran would be on the way to having a nuke if it hadn’t already tested one. Hezbollah would be plotting its own version of October 7 that would dwarf the original. Israel would be on the verge of annihilation, something that would thrill most Democrats and a few idiotic alleged Republicans.
And we could expect her to abandon Israel if she beats JD Vance in 2028. We could also imagine that the border, which she insisted could never be closed, must be thrown open again. Forget deporting illegal aliens from inside the country; not only would every Third World peasant on Earth be invited in, but she would hand them a stack of cash in a demographic replacement operation that would put Biden’s attempt to reshape the electorate to shame. She would make our military a social pathology Petri dish once again, instead of a focused warfighting force. Forget changing its name back to the tepid Department of Defense; get ready for the Department of Hugging and Pronouns.
And there are a million other terrible things she would do because she’s a rare combination of neo-communist ideology and unbelievable stupidity. This is a woman who’s accomplished nothing except perfect attendance in the jobs she failed upward into and keeping Willie Brown happy as his sidepiece. She’s got no record of achievements and no indication of an original thought. She simply wants to be president, not to do anything but to be president. In that way, she’s like fellow destroyer of California Gavin Newsom, except with worse hair.
Unfortunately, a lot of Democrats despise her. After all, nothing makes you a loser quite like losing. Every time Trump triumphs – and he is triumphing a lot – it reminds them that they had the chance, through Kamala, to put him away, both literally and figuratively, but she just couldn’t get it done.
We should really like to see her run because she is a loser. She’s almost certain to be defeated by JD, and there’s no risk putting our money on her as opposed to a different one because the other Democrats are just as bad. Some are even worse, because they’re smarter and would be more cunning in the way they would execute their communist schemes to destroy our country.
We want a dumb Democrat to run, both because she’s more likely to lose and, if America is being punished for its sins, she’d be less effective should she manage to get elected. That’s why all Americans of goodwill, every American who loves the Flag, each American who wants his country to prosper, should wholeheartedly back Kamala Harris for the 2028 Democrat nomination. After all, she has the best chance of being the Democrats' worst chance.
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