The mutants were on the march Saturday, or on the street corners, I should say. No, they weren’t hookers, at least in the traditional sense, but prostitutes nonetheless. Democrats came out of their basements, gave their controllers a chance to recharge, and got a little bit of vitamin D from the sun for the first time since COVID. Suckers, all of them.
I can’t imagine a world where I have nothing better to do than go hold pre-printed signs handed to me by “organizers” in a fight against “tyranny.” I have a family and better things to do.
Sadly, so many Americans have never kissed a girl, and never will, so they showed up to their first chance this year to actually talk with one, maybe, who will hand them those printed signs and answer the question every leftist wonders when they go to one of these brainwashing sessions: what is it exactly that “has to go”?
It’s a valid question, since these morons, their parents, and their grandparents have been “Hey, hey! Ho, ho!” -ing things that have to go since the 1960s, without ever asking why they never went or why, since they’re still around, the long-promised destruction of “our democracy” hasn’t happened yet.
Honestly, the Democrat Party is now a doomsday cult that keeps saying the world will end on Tuesday, then every Wednesday pulls “We meant NEXT Tuesday!”
Their god, Bernie Sanders, is still raising money off these morons. At the “flagship rally” in Minneapolis, the multimillionaire socialist told the crowd, “When historians write about this dangerous moment in American history, when they write about courage and sacrifice, the people of Minnesota will deserve a special chapter for themselves.”
Yes, they will – they produced a whole bunch of idiots who cosplayed as superheroes and got into fights with federal agents, and 2 died. Congratulations? You get a chapter in a book no one will read!
Name a street after that, then you can hold rallies at “Hit a fed with your car” avenue and “Junkie overdose on fentanyl” way. The tourism board for the Twin Cities is already designing the billboards, I’d guess.
I’m not kidding. Bernie told the crowd, “And today, we remember and honor the two brave Americans, Renee Good and Alex Pretti – who lost their lives in the struggle — and we promise their family and friends that these two heroes will not have died in vain. Their sacrifice has inspired, and will continue to inspire, the American people in the never-ending fight for justice.”
That’s the thing about “justice” to the left: you can never get it. You have to be continually “mobilized” and active. It’s a miserable life, but they deserve it.
Without the morons on the ground really feeling like they are “a part of something” for the first time, the people raking in the third of a billion dollars in donations and grants from left-wing “charities” might have to get real jobs. No risk of that.
Maybe Republicans should support the idea of a wealth tax if it targets entities like the Ford Foundation or the Pew Charitable Trust and all the other massive non-profits Democrats use to fund their street art and riot patrols. Seize that wealth, put them out of business, or throw their asses in jail as part of the largest RICO case in history, since these are the funders of violence and riots for the last 20 years.
Bernie concluded that “at a time when billionaires are paying an effective tax rate lower than a truck driver or nurse, we can make certain that the top 1% and large profitable corporations start paying their fair share in taxes. My fellow Americans: The establishment, including the corporate media and many of my colleagues in Congress, want you to believe that you are powerless. They want you to believe that you cannot change the status quo. But that’s a lie. Throughout the history of our country, when Americans have stood up and fought for justice, they have prevailed.”
Republicans have to prevail against those evil forces once again this fall, then again every fall. The “No Kings” rally may be full of morons and idiots, but they’re right about the need to defeat those who present the greatest threat to our country. They just don’t recognize that it’s them.
Derek Hunter is the host of the Derek Hunter Show on WMAL in Washington, DC, and has a free daily podcast (subscribe!) and author of the book, Outrage, INC., which exposes how liberals use fear and hatred to manipulate the masses, and host of the weekly “Week in F*cking Review” podcast where the news is spoken about the way it deserves to be. Follow him on Twitter at @DerekAHunter.
