The best thing Democrats can offer Americans three years out from the next presidential election is a San Franscisco liberal who slept with his good friend’s wife and is currently mocking assassination attempts on the President of the United States on social media. Gavin Newsom, aka Governor Hairdo, is desperate to look like a national figure while trying to appeal to the radicals who vote in a Democrat primary. It’s a tightrope routine at which he, frankly, sucks.
One week he’s talking about how he does not support boys in girls’ sports, the next he’s declaring pushback against child genital mutilation a form of intolerance. He is weighing in on every national issue in a desperate “look at me!!!!” attempt to gain credibility on the national stage while his largest city has barely had a shovel in the ground to rebuild after his failed leadership and policies caused 10,000 homes to burn to the ground.
All Gavin brings to the table is hair gel, an attitude and a resume better suited to porn scripts or catalog modeling.
A rich kid whose dad made a fortune with Getty Oil, Newsom likes to pretend he grew up with “a single mother.” Yes, his parents divorced, but there was staff, not gruel and struggle.
In the last week, an illegal alien his policies gave a commercial driver’s license to – not a regular license to drive a car, but one to get behind a gigantic big rig – killed a family of 3 in Florida because he drove like he was back in the third world pit he left to break into this country. Why? Why not? What does Gavin Newsom care? Not at all, it doesn’t impact him.
Honestly, he and his policies are a bull in a china shop, and he doesn’t realize he’s a bull or that he’s in a china shop, he doesn’t even notice the destruction.
But destruction is everywhere around him, which is probably why he’s not talking about the happenings in the state. One dead family in Florida, whose blood soaks into his hands, does not matter when there was already so much blood of others marinated through to bone.
Undeterred by his failures or the body count that goes with it, Gavin plows forward with whatever he thinks will win the good graces of the dwindling MSNBC audience before they change their name. Imagine thinking the key to success in the Democratic Party lies within a group of people so unpopular as a political movement that even NBC News doesn’t want to be associated with it. Then imagine being right.
The 2028 left-wing primary is going to be a woke-off, as the clinically insane progressives will be the driving force behind whoever wins it because that’s who shows up to vote in their primaries. Well, the one who didn’t run off to join Hamas in the hope of murdering a bunch of Jews are the ones who show up to vote in their primaries, the rest vote absentee.
Now Hairdo is trying to gerrymander his gerrymandered state to counter-act Texas following what is allowed under Texas law but forbidden in California. Hell, Newsom happily allows illegal aliens to break state law, why not himself?
Of course, he’s desperately trying to change that law to make his flex possible. But are there 5 Democrat seats to be squeezed out of a state that already took a knife to the toothpaste tube for every last drop possible? Maybe, we’ll find out.
In the end, there is literally nothing this twat is doing that, if you were a resident of California who didn’t spend your weekends holding down children as someone removes their sex organs or putting together border crossing care packages for South American gang members to help them find their way to places where they can stash bodies and pick up drugs.
Gavin Newsom is a used car salesman, he’s the frat boy who sees “no” and just the first step on the road to a “yes.” He’s the perfect candidate for a party what would simply have to not suck to stand a chance to matter on the national stage, but he sucks probably harder than everyone else over there. But, boy, is his hair nice.
Derek Hunter is the host of the Derek Hunter Show on WMAL in Washington, DC, and has a free daily podcast (subscribe!) and author of the book, Outrage, INC., which exposes how liberals use fear and hatred to manipulate the masses, and host of the weekly “Week in F*cking Review” podcast where the news is spoken about the way it deserves to be. Follow him on Twitter at @DerekAHunter.
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