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This California Event Could Be the Worst Independence Day Celebration in the Country

San Diego County in southern California will play host to what may be the worst Fourth of July “celebration” in America.

County officials plan to begin the event with a “tribal intimate blessing” of the site, which is immediately to be follow-up with acknowledging that they are celebrating Independence Day on “stolen land.” “Tribal[s],” rather than a Christian religious leader, will then give the invocation for the evening’s events.

The lone overtly patriotic item early on the agenda is the playing of the national anthem, which is to be followed-up with a playing of the “black national anthem” that rose to prominence in the peak-woke era of the early 2020s.

After that, attendees will be regaled with two hours of “stories” from various identity groups like the “local tribal,” “LGBTQAI+,” and “black and African” communities. Each group has been allotted 25 minutes to preach to their captive audience, presumably about their “shared trauma” and “struggles.”

Only after suffering through more than 4 total hours of woke nonsense will attendees be treated to a fireworks show.

Thankfully, the agenda was published in time for the citizens of San Diego County to make other plans.