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No Way a Paris Official Said This About Heat-Related Deaths and the United States

Shut your mouth, Europoor. We don’t care. We, Americans, will be comfortable in our air-conditioned homes, bars, and other places while you sweat it out in misery. I actually can’t joke about this, as 1,300 people have died amid Europe’s deadly heat wave. 

Heat-related deaths in Europe each year far exceed those from American gun violence. The lack of air conditioning and Europeans dying is a tragic and preventable, but now we have Paris’ deputy mayor blaming us for the heat wave or something:

Alas, an official revealing the truth—you already know it—this isn’t about global warming; it’s about control. The science crowd claims we’re killing people in Europe because of air conditioning. No, we can stay comfortable, with the power grid and energy capacity to do so, and you don’t. That’s it. This isn’t about mother Earth, French baguette. It’s just another example of us being better than your hellhole continent that’s going to be Islamized in the next two to three generations. 

Anyway, it’s hot here, but I’m cool, thanks to air conditioning. 

Dear Mr. Paris deputy mayor, va te faire foutre.