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Deranged Vandals Force Authorities to Implement New Security Measures Around Reflecting Pool

Security measures have been increased at the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool after a number of vandals have been arrested for defacing and destroying the sealant used to repair the aging monument.

A chain-linked fence as well as mobile surveillance cameras have been stationed surrounding the Pool as workers begin the minimal repairs needed to fix the destroyed portions of the renovation.

Authorities have announced that six separate vandals have been arrested and seven have been issued citations for their work in destroying the Pool. President Donald Trump announced that a 350 foot gash was caused by an individual with a knife who ripped the sealant “probably in the dark of night.”

Trump has assured concerned citizens that the damage will be repaired in time for the America 250 celebrations on July 4.