When this post first crossed our timeline, we were certain it had to be a parody. Last night, a bunch of rich, privileged celebrities attended the Met Gala, which has evolved into little more than the Capitol from The Hunger Games. With extravagant, expensive outfits and a healthy dose of Leftist political messages, it shows how out of touch these people are with real America and Americans.
But this? This takes the cake. It checks every single woke intersectional box that the Democrats love. Aaron Rose Philip — who this writer hadn't heard of until last night — is the "first Black transgender woman with quadriplegic cerebral palsy" to join a major modeling agency. He showed up at the Met Gala, where everyone celebrated.
Aaron Rose Philip, the first Black transgender woman with quadriplegic cerebral palsy signed to a major modeling agency, arriving at the Met Gala. pic.twitter.com/wW66p5p3kp
— Breaking911 (@Breaking911) May 5, 2026
The next Democratic President is going to put him on the Supreme Court, aren't they?
This is a Babylon Bee headline
— Abby Libby (@abbythelibb_) May 5, 2026
It is not, but it sure sounds like one.
Ah, if only South Park still did satire.
— AmishDude (@TheAmishDude) May 5, 2026
South Park wouldn't even go this far. It would be too ridiculous even for them.
The check boxes are getting wild
— Sara Rose 🇺🇸🌹 (@saras76) May 5, 2026
All of them.
They’ve run out of firsts and now they’re just making stuff up. Next year it’ll be the first blind black transgender they/them elf woman with dyslexia and irritable bowel syndrome. 😂 https://t.co/e0P78AEvqk
— Robby Starbuck (@robbystarbuck) May 5, 2026
Hopefully, this marks the beginning of the end of this garbage.
DEI final boss https://t.co/FgFn4xu38h
— Smash JT (@SmashJT) May 5, 2026
Exactly.
Woke High Score https://t.co/8zeXIQhBkg
— Oilfield Rando (@Oilfield_Rando) May 5, 2026
The highest of woke scores.