While the Canadians have reportedly been weighing whether or not to send additional troops to aid in the “defense” of Greenland, they just got wrecked by the U.S. in their national pass time.
USA SHUTS OUT CANADA TO WIN GOLD AT THE WOMENS WORLD JUNIORS 🥇 🇺🇸 pic.twitter.com/mHV65UPXV0
— Game Notes (@GameNotesBud) January 19, 2026
The only time I am a hockey fan is whenever the United States beats Canada at literally the only thing they are good at 🇺🇸 https://t.co/ar78ZpfAzk
— Whale Psychiatrist ™️ (@k_ovfefe2) January 19, 2026
The U.S. defeated Canada to take home the gold at the World Women’s Juniors after a two to nothing shutout. It’s a timely callback to when the men’s junior team crushed the Canadians last year after booing the U.S. national anthem. Team USA went on to start three fights in the first nine seconds of the game, and then thrashed our little brother to the north in a four to one win.
Canada fans booed our National Anthem
— AB (@AB84) February 16, 2025
So Team USA started 3 fights in the first 9 seconds of the game and beat Canada 3-1 on their home turf
Now America is in the Championship game
Free Bird baby🦅#CTESPN pic.twitter.com/IIdejOoU2l
It may only be a women’s hockey tournament, but this victory should serve as a good reminder that the Canadian “defiance” to America is all manufactured posturing. They want to pretend like they’re tough, but they can’t even beat the U.S. in their own game.
Whether it be in sports or geopolitics, it's time for Canada to get back into line and understand that their relevancy only extends as far as America’s good graces.