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The Media Is Missing This Crucial Detail About Trump's Military Parade Because They're Idiots

Everyone needs to stop. Of course, liberals were going to react this way, though a two-second Google search would’ve shown that the military parade on June 14 for President Trump’s birthday is merely a coincidence. The date also commemorates the 250th anniversary of the United States Army. Yet, we’re back to the fear about how we’re marching toward fascism, how this is North Korean-like, and whether the cost is worth it.  

Sorry, liberals, you lost the right to give lectures on spending for the next three thousand years. Also, no.  

I’ve always wanted a military parade during the Trump presidency. I wanted tanks during the first inauguration. The stars just aligned on this one.