First, let’s hope Kyle Rittenhouse is okay: he was bitten by a brown recluse spider. There is no antivenom, so all you can do is monitor the damage—since this spider’s venom destroys flesh, hopefully the necrotic damage isn’t too extensive. I guess this is a story, but NBC News may have had an ulterior motive, like sanitizing why Mr. Rittenhouse became a household name when he defended himself during the 2020 Kenosha riots.
Here’s their social media copy:
Kyle Rittenhouse, who gained fame for opening fire at a 2020 civil rights rally in Wisconsin, was hospitalized after he was bitten by a venomous spider, the noted firearms enthusiast says
Everything about this "news" report is vile and meant to divide our nation. @comcast / @UniversalPics, you have a problem! https://t.co/Vynnj7le12
— L A R R Y (@LarryOConnor) May 7, 2026
Your propaganda outlet is pure evil
— Mollie (@MZHemingway) May 8, 2026
The “civil rights rally”. pic.twitter.com/4dn0se6ZzT
— Snarknado ⚓️ 🇺🇸 (@ZannSuz) May 8, 2026
“Civil rights rally”?
It was a riot, guys.
More on the spider bite:
Rittenhouse appeared to be in good spirits, joking that his only disappointment was that “I’m not Spider-Man now.”
He did not say exactly when or where the spider attack happened.
Rittenhouse’s post, predictably, drew thousands of responses — a mix of support and mockery.
Sen. Rand Paul, R-Ky., was among the first and highest-profile well-wishers, telling Rittenhouse “you got this.”
“Thank you, Senator,” Rittenhouse responded Thursday.
Recommended
Again, the spider bite isn’t the story here—it’s NBC News being insufferable again.
Civil rights rally—dear Lord.
Editor's Note: Do you enjoy Townhall's conservative reporting that takes on the radical left and woke media? Support our work so that we can continue to bring you the truth.
Join Townhall VIP and use promo code FIGHT to receive 60% off your membership.
Join the conversation as a VIP Member