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Happy Birthday Bull Market

Happy Birthday Bull Market

Well happy birthday to you. 

Bull Market you turned six years old yesterday and your mom and I could not be prouder. 

Okay well truthfully we could be a little prouder. 

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There was that trillion dollars stimulus package back in 2009 that really didn't do anything. 

Then of course you almost put solar out of business after getting all that money from the government that you wasted. 

Then there was that time the fed spent $4 trillion bond buybacks so you could continue going up. 

And then there's those low low interest rates you insist on having. 

But enough of that. Let's put all of that behind us Bull Market. 

All we ask is that you just keep growing up. Really.

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