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Iran So Far Away From Objectivity, As Epic Fury Has the Media in a Furious Condition

Brad Slager
Brad Slager  |  Mar 02, 2026
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Matching Media Memorandum – VARIOUS OUTLETS

  • Let's check in to see what the mynah birds have to say about the Iran attack.

On Sunday, we got a peek at what the Democratic Party's narrative would be to attempt to counter the Epic Fury mission. Some backroom wizard felt that calling this a "war of choice" was the best attack mode.

And, predictably, the press has fallen in line and is out there repeating this term, in compulsory fashion.

Anti-Social Media – THE NEW YORK TIMES

  • It was another austere obituary from The Times.

Now, arguably, this was not quite to the glowing level we have seen from papers after a terrorist is unalived. But The Times delivered a rather passive send-off for the Ayatollah, and it becomes far worse when compared to how it memorialized the likes of Rush Limbaugh.

As usual, the outlets have no hesitation in including controversial elements if a person on the Right passes, but how do they overlook the fact that the Ayatollah just got done exterminating tens of thousands of his protesting citizens the past month?!

Artisanally-Crafted Narratives – CBS NEWS

  • It may not have been disallowed, but you can still be outraged.

With the Iran attack in play, President Trump used an impromptu war room at Mar-a-Lago, where he was for the weekend. Some of the photos from inside showed Susie Wiles in attendance, and a few eagle-eyed (not to be thought of as patriotic) observers spotted Wiles breaking protocol by wearing a smartwatch. These are banned from secure locations because they are Bluetooth-enabled and pose other security risks.

After being castigated, Jim LaPorta of CBS News scrubbed his original post, once it was shown she was wearing a Whoop fitness monitor, which is, in fact, allowed.

Artisanally-Crafted Narratives – THE INDEPENDENTS

  • Apparently, there is also approved headgear.

Similarly, President Trump announced the outbreak of the Epic Fury mission while wearing a white baseball hat with "47" on the front. According to journalist Charles Fishman, this was apparently inappropriate. When asked what made this problematic, the best he was able to convey was that this was not the headwear to select for when people are dying.

Reporting on the Mirror – CBS Austin

  • Using the LIVE shot to defy the narrative.

While covering people taking to the streets in reaction to the Iran attacks, a local station was doing a remote, then just before going live, reporter Vinny Martorano was hastily told by producers not to shoot the scene because it was a Trump-supporting rally.

Martorano handed the phone back to his cameraman and stated he was going forward with the report anyway.