OPINION

The ‘No Kings’ Mutant March Con Will Continue Into 2026

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Remember those “No Kings” protests? You may not, they weren’t really relevant to people who shower and have kissed someone of the opposite sex, but to the left, they were the closest they could get to having friends or family. And since these people are otherwise devoid of meaning in their lives, they’re getting the band back together in 2026.

An email from “Our Revolution,” the anti-American group Bernie Sanders turned his campaign apparatus into, announced “The Next No Kings Day Is ON – We Need You to Power It.”

It was, like pretty much everything from the left, a plea for money. In it, however, the organizers of American destruction announce they are moving into the new year to keep the anger burning. “This just dropped: The NEXT No Kings Day has been officially announced for 2026. And Our Revolution is going ALL IN,” they wrote.

Weirdly, throughout the entire email they never once say when the new date is – just shut your mouth, obey and give them money.

Then we get to this point. “In June, 5 million people joined 2,100 No Kings Day actions across the country. Then, in October, we broke every record and turned out 7 million people in 2,700 cities.”

You likely saw those numbers reported before, reported everywhere. Just like the “Fight for $15” minimum wage fight for fast food worker raises. They were “everywhere,” according to organizers, and that they were was reported by “journalists” like they’d checked it themselves. But they didn’t. No one bothered to count or prove these “protests” happened, as the numbers of events across the country remained unchanged in press releases leading up to the event and the press releases put out after the event.

Make no mistake, news stories that announce something is going to happen on a mass scale across the country are public relations, not news. News is what happened, PR is what you want to happen.

If there were 2,700 events across the country, that breaks down to 54 event per state. Forget whether you saw a bunch of them, did you see any? I saw one, one time – a gang of mutants on a street corner. No, they weren’t hooking or else they’d starve to death, they were waving signs about how Trump and billionaires are evil with no sense of irony about being organized and subsidized by George Soros.

“Our grassroots, people-powered movement is ready to turn out MILLIONS more for No Kings Day 2026 – in every community, red states and blue. But that takes resources. Trump’s billionaire buddies have unlimited Super PACs, but we have something stronger: PEOPLE like you,” they write.

So, sending an email and posting to message boards requires a lot of money? Standing on a corner is somehow expensive? How much is posterboard these days? Don’t these “organizers” believe in the cause? Why do they need to be paid? Would they not do the minimal work were they not shoveled a pile of cash?

What does it say about a “grassroots” event if major monied organizations are throwing money at it to hire people to show up?And, perhaps most puzzling, what kind of “resources” and “training” are needed to get people to repeat what people chant?

The training, by the way, is expressly to keep the fringe of the lunatic fringe under control. It makes a “peaceful” event look a little suspect if it’s a bunch of high school teachers and wine moms carrying signs calling for the wholesale murder of the President of the United States and anyone who voted for him. That’s what they want, and what they’ll try to implement later, should they obtain power, but that’s for another day.

Their email ends, “Will you donate right now so we can recruit, train, and organize the grassroots to turn out MILLIONS more people for the third No Kings Day? Together let’s make this the biggest day of nonviolent resistance America has ever seen.”

Truly “nonviolent” movements don’t have to remind people not to be violent, for the record. Yet, Democrats are constantly having to tell their mutant army to cool it on the violence. Weird, right?

So, yes, the mutant left will continue marching in the new year – the hub of virgins will keep spinning and collecting suckers. And even bigger suckers to pay for it all.