Michelle Obama said this week that America is “not ready for a woman president,” adding that “we saw that in the last election.” Cute. Predictable. And only barely half right. The former First Lady wants you to believe that America rejected the idea of a woman leading the free world because we’re too primitive, too sexist, too stuck in the Stone Age to recognize brilliance when it smiles into a camera.
Wrong.
We rejected Kamala Harris — because she is, without exaggeration, the emptiest pantsuit ever shuffled onto a debate stage. She didn’t lose because she’s a woman. She lost because she’s incompetent, inauthentic, unprepared, and catastrophically unlikable. The cackle alone should be classified as a U.N. violation.
And while we’re on the topic — Michelle Obama belongs to the political party that literally cannot define what a woman is without turning into a bowl of stuttering linguistic Jell-O. If your movement can’t even explain the basic biological reality behind the word, maybe — just maybe — you aren’t the authority on who should lead the free world.
So yes — Michelle is half right. America isn’t ready for those women. The women the Democratic machine keeps trying to shove at us like expired yogurt.
Let’s run down the aisle of rejects.
Do we want Kamala Harris?
No — unless the requirement for leading the free world is giggling like a malfunctioning toy and producing word salads that make Joe Biden sound like Churchill.
Do we want the emerging crop of far-left progressive “influencer politicians” — Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Jasmine Crockett, Ilhan Omar, Rashida Tlaib?
Hard pass. These are politicians who believe America is irredeemably evil, capitalism is oppression, and terrorists deserve sympathy. Putting them in charge of the Oval Office would be like putting a vegan in charge of a steakhouse — flames, chaos, bankruptcy, tears.
Do we want the old guard — Nancy Pelosi and Hillary Clinton?
No. These aren’t leaders; they’re museum exhibits from an era where corruption was an Olympic sport and arrogance won gold. They had their shot. We survived.
Moving on.
Do we want Michelle Obama herself? Also no. Being extremely famous and having a Netflix deal does not qualify someone to sit across from Putin or Xi and decide questions of war and peace. The presidency isn’t an Oprah couch interview. It’s not “Ellen.” It’s not a speaking tour. It’s a brutal, grinding, relentless 24/7 job that requires a steel spine and a willingness to make painful decisions that save nations and cost sleep.
We do not need a “Nurturer-in-Chief.” We need someone who walks into a negotiation and every adversary in the room sits up straight.
Here’s the part where Michelle is almost right: We’re not ready — but only because the culture has been hijacked by a dumbed-down feminism that says just being a woman should be enough.
The new feminism insists merit is optional, competence isoptional, and performance doesn’t matter as long as identity boxes are checked. It worships feelings instead of facts, substitutes emotion for strategy, and demands power be handed out like participation ribbons.
That ideology doesn’t help serious women advance — it buries them behind unserious ones.
You want to know what a serious female leader looks like?
Margaret Thatcher.
She didn’t whine that the country wasn’t “ready.” She didn’t weaponize gender. She earned the job because she was better — smarter, tougher, more disciplined — than the men around her. The Soviet Union called her the Iron Lady because they feared her. That fear saved lives.
If America found a Thatcher — a woman of backbone, clarity, courage, strategy, and devotion to this country —she would win in a landslide.
But instead, Democrats offer TikTok activists, radical ideologues, and emotional performance artists. And when voters recoil, they scream “sexism.”
No. It’s called standards.
Being President requires grit when the country is exhausted, clarity when chaos surrounds, and an unshakable spine when tyrants push. It requires courage when every decision has consequences measured in blood.
That job is not for the weak-willed, the self-promoting, the chronically aggrieved, or the intellectually hollow.
And right now, the women the progressive movement is selling us are all four.
So yes — America is not ready for them.
When a serious woman steps up — one defined by merit, not manufactured victimhood — the country will elect her without hesitation.
America isn’t afraid of a woman president.
America is afraid of a bad president.
We’ll know her when we see her.
And she won’t need Michelle Obama making excuses for her before she even arrives.