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According to Kamala, It's Everyone Else's Fault

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Welcome back to the "Stream of Kurtiousness!" Have you seen Kamala Harris on her book tour? Bravo to America for not electing this woman. According to her, all of her problems were the fault of other people. She was only the nominee because we had a human eggplant as president! She'd never admit it, but Kamala squeezed her way into the nomination. Nobody wanted her! She literally admitted passing on Pete Buttigieg as her running mate because he's gay. She passed on Josh Shapiro because he's Jewish. She really settled on Tim Walz, who, if he's not gay, certainly has a lot of gayness within him. The jazz hands, the skipping, and all of his fabulousness?  I guess Cory Booker wasn't available? The more Kamala is out in the public eye, the better Republicans look. Please, Kamala, keep this book tour going as long as possible!

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