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Hilarious New Poll Shows Dems Truly Are Miserable Anti-American Trash

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If you ask a liberal how things are going right now in the United States, bring a helmet and pads, because violence is likely to ensue. Donald Trump has broken these people, and the damage may be long-lasting. Like the nuclear facility in Fordow, Trump’s 2024 win was a political bunker buster that obliterated liberal America. They’ve become more insane, more unhinged, and more susceptible to defending atrociously unpopular public policy stances: they’re fighting to keep violent illegal aliens from being deported. Still, this Gallup question about satisfaction with the state of the country is peak comedy. 

These are unserious people. It’s astounding that there are tens of millions of folks who have this mindset, to say nothing of the fact that often your side loses in a representative democracy. That goes for Republicans, too. It happens. The only difference now is that one side—liberals—thinks life on Earth will end if they lose. It’s a sick entitlement that makes the neighborhood Karen go ‘Wow, that’s really Karen-like.’   

Gallup’s poll found a whopping 76-point partisan gap concerning the percentage of Americans who are satisfied with the way things are going right now. ZERO Democrats said things are going well. I mean, this is gold: 

‘My side lost, so everything sucks’ is what you hear from the losing candidate of a lower school student body race, and even those kids appear to have more maturity than the clowns we call Democrats today. And you know, this 'America sucks' response from the Left also comes with a healthy helping of lectures about how we're an evil, racist, sexist, misogynist nation that must be destroyed. Also, free Palestine. 

The irony is, I’m worried if/when Democrats do win another national election. Because folks who have this bipolar disposition about politics are unstable, but that’s a topic for another day. 

Anyways, I hope you enjoyed your Labor Day weekend, patriots.