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OPINION

It's Election Day

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Hey, everybody! Kurt Schlichter here with a special "Stream of Kurtiousness" for Election Day. And I'm very, very excited because finally, after two years, we'll be allowed to deny elections again! Everybody can be Stacey Abrams!

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For those who haven't gone through this experience before and don't share this experience every Friday as a VIP member, I basically sit down and start talking for 10 minutes. I don't know what I'm going to say. I don't know where I'm going to go. I don't plan it. And often, Bitey or Barky will join us. 

Who knows? Anything can happen! It's kooky, it's crazy, it's wacky, and there are lots of Paul Pelosi jokes. Watch the video above!

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