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OPINION

Globalize the Stupidity

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How stupid, dense, and anti-American can Zohran Mamdani actually be?

Every time you think you’ve seen the most idiotic thing come out of a woke politician’s mouth, Mamdani comes barreling through the door like a bullhorn-wielding campus radical looking to get kicked out of his second Poli Sci class of the day. And now, even James Carville—the guy who once sold the soul of the Democratic Party for Bill Clinton’s re-election—is out here waving his gator-skinned warning flag, telling Mamdani to shut his trap.

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Because Mamdani won’t stop saying it.

“Globalize the Intifada.”

If you said this to a room full of Holocaust survivors, Israeli mothers, or families of the murdered from Hamas’ October 7th slaughter-fest, you’d rightly be run out of the building. And yet, Mamdani is not only defending it—he’s branding himself with it. T-shirts, social media bios, campaign posters. This isn’t a gaffe. It’s a creed.

It’s also terrorism.

Let’s not beat around the bush. The intifada wasn’t a hashtag. It wasn’t a protest. It wasn’t some peaceful movement of chanting hippies at the Port Authority. The intifadas—plural, because there were several—were full-on coordinated campaigns of violence, terrorism, stabbings, shootings, bus bombings, and suicide attacks against Jewish civilians. The goal wasn’t coexistence—it was eradication.

So when Mamdani and his little brigade of basement Marxists slap “Globalize the Intifada” on a poster and wave it like a proud college banner, they are literally advocating for exporting that brand of terror to the rest of the world. New York, Los Angeles, Paris, London—your local synagogues and kosher delis are next on the menu.

And the response from the “mainstream” Democratic Party? Crickets—until, that is, James Carville finally stepped up to say what every rational Democrat should’ve said months ago: Keep that phrase out your mouth.

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Carville, bless his Cajun candor, didn’t mince words. He called it out for what it is—dangerous, dumb, and politically suicidal. And to be fair, that’s generous. Because Mamdani isn’t just hurting Democrats—he’s putting lives at risk.

Let me spell it out for the slow kids at the DSA meeting: When you call for a “global intifada,” you’re not protesting occupation. You’re not criticizing Netanyahu. You’re not debating foreign policy. You’re demanding a violent uprising against Jews—worldwide.

That's not “anti-Zionism.” That's anti-Semitism with a bloodthirsty glint in its eye.

And it’s not just rhetorical either. In the months since October 7th, Jewish students in America have been hunted. People have been assaulted on college campuses, synagogues have been vandalized, and Jewish business owners in liberal cities are being harassed into silence. In one case, a Jewish man in California was killed during a protest clash.

But here comes Mamdani, handing out rhetorical Molotov cocktails as if he’s some edgy prophet with a Che Guevara poster and a trust fund.

Here’s the kicker—he doesn’t even seem to understand what he’s saying. On Meet the Press, he actually tried to claim the phrase doesn’t mean violence. In what universe? The intifada didn’t pass out pamphlets and hold drum circles. It murdered children in pizza shops. It dragged bodies through the streets. If that’s the ideology Mamdani wants to “globalize,” he’s either criminally uninformed or actively malicious.

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Spoiler alert: It’s both.

Mamdani is the worst kind of political ignoramus—a shallow ideologue who thinks he’s deeper than he is. And unfortunately, the people propping him up—his 50,000 volunteers, his DSA buddies, his blue-check enablers—are just as culpable. They want a revolution, but they have no clue what it means or what it costs.

Because revolutions always start with words. Dangerous words. Words like “globalize the intifada.” And when they go unchecked, those words metastasize. They become actions. Broken windows. Slashed tires. Smashed skulls.

But if you think Mamdani is going to walk this back, you haven’t been paying attention. His whole brand is performative moral superiority wrapped in intersectional gibberish. If you question him, he’ll accuse you of racism, Islamophobia, or “centering colonial narratives.” He’ll throw out a word salad of Berkeley buzzwords until the conversation dies of boredom.

Except this time, the public isn’t buying it.

Even liberals are starting to wake up. Jewish Democrats, moderate New Yorkers, and now Clinton’s own Cajun campaign whisperer are starting to realize: This guy is not only dangerous—he’s a political anchor tied to the leg of a drowning party.

And yet, Mamdani’s still standing there, grinning like a kid who just discovered TikTok filters, doubling down on stupid. Defending violence as virtue. Swapping truth for tribalism. Sacrificing America’s values on the altar of progressive purity.

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You’d think a man who claims to care about justice might take a moment to reflect on what his words actually mean. But no. That would require humility. And Mamdani’s ego, like his ignorance, appears to be bulletproof.

So here’s a free campaign slogan, Zohran: “Globalize the Intifada—and Alienate Everyone Else.”

And may the voters of New York City—and America—finally realize that when someone tells you who they are, believe them. Because Mamdani isn’t hiding it. He’s advertising it.

And James Carville is right: he’d better keep that phrase out of his mouth.

Before someone else gets hurt.

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