Every time you think Democrats have hit bottom, that they couldn’t go any lower, one of them breaks out a shovel. Yesterday was the “No Showers,” I mean, “No Kings” rally. A bunch of unlovable mutants took time away from cyber-stalking the OnlyFans people they subscribe to and got a little free vitamin D from the sun to fight off the onset of rickets. For the first time in a few years, major liberal cities across the country shifted from smelling like pot and tear gas to smelling like body odor and tear gas…and pot, because that’s how liberals roll.
I’m writing this before the event, mostly because I have zero interest in anything these people do or say – aside from the finger I flip them to let them know what they can do to themselves as I drive past them, I genuinely couldn't care less about anything currently alive. It’s hard to have respect for stupid adults. Kids, teenagers, even adults up to their mid-20s are some of the dumbest creatures to ever exist, so I can forgive that, in most cases.
Once you get past that age – and the granola-crunching mutants organizing this event are old enough to be completely disinteresting to any Democrat-donating Hollywood producer – you should have enough life experience to understand a few universal truths. First, strippers do not “really like you.” It’s an act because they want your money. Second, anyone who tells you how honest they are or how they’d never try to sell you on anything is lying and trying to sell you pretty much everything. Third, Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone, and Americans landed on the moon. And finally, socialism does not work.
You’re an idiot as a person until you get past all of those, or some other similar, very small hurdles, which you should do when you age past the “twenty-dummies” stage of 26. If you don’t clear them all, you will be that sad, creepy dude in your 40s who learned origami for the express purpose of folding a dollar bill into as small of a shape as possible so you can use your teeth to stick it in the thong that “Jade” wears on stage at a bar with “Crazy,” “Wild” or some breed of exotic cat in the name by their airport thinking she’s not asking for “help” for rent just for the sake of money, but because THIS is the Tuesday night she finally asks you to take her home.
Don’t be that guy. And don’t be anyone who doesn’t look at literally every policy proposal coming from the left as seeing that it is a warmed-over version of everything that failed in the 20th century.
No, communism will not work if your candidates are the ones implementing it. There’s a reason tens of millions of people starved to death while their “leaders” grew fat in communist countries, and it wasn’t poor mid-management.
In this buildup to this mutant march, Democrats across the media were insisting it would be a “peaceful” event. Their website reads, “In June, we did what many claimed was impossible: peacefully mobilized millions of people to take to the streets and declare with one voice America has no king.”
Who are the morons who were saying there couldn't be a million people with sub-50 IQs in the streets? It’s the one thing they’re good for – being mobilized for stupidity.
But note the word “peacefully.” That was a shock. When more than a few liberals get together, they usually at least stab someone, if not start raping everything they see. It’s like Hollywood, only uglier.
The website continues, “NO KINGS is a peaceful national day of action and mass mobilization in response to the increasing authoritarian excesses and corruption of the Trump administration, which they have doubled down on since June.”
There’s that “peaceful” word again. That word gets mentioned a lot on their website. I know that if I don’t constantly remind my peaceful friends to be peaceful, they start punching old ladies and pushing kids down escalators, so it’s good that they make sure everyone knows that they’re “peaceful.”
Of course, truly peaceful people don’t need to be reminded; they also don’t need to tell everyone how peaceful they are. People will pick up on it by the way the businesses where they gather remain unlooted and aren’t boarded up in anticipation of their arrival. The March for Life, for example, has never once led to any business in DC to cover its windows. On the other hand, every “for justice” march has businesses making sure their insurance is paid up and causes a run on plywood at Home Depot.
Yes, Democrats are violent. Yes, Democrats have the aroma of feet after a marathon in plastic shoes. And yes, they are so stupid as to think they’re making a difference by doing something their own website says caused the man they hate more than their own fathers to “double down” on his “tyranny” since the last time they drum circled and whined just four months ago. Morons.
Derek Hunter is the host of the Derek Hunter Show on WMAL in Washington, DC, and has a free daily podcast (subscribe!) and author of the book, Outrage, INC., which exposes how liberals use fear and hatred to manipulate the masses, and host of the weekly “Week in F*cking Review” podcast where the news is spoken about the way it deserves to be. Follow him on Twitter at @DerekAHunter.
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