I can imagine that headline getting a lot of people upset – you’re not supposed to call people ugly – but some people are ugly and everyone knows it. I’m not talking exclusively physically, though that’s a big part. A good-looking woman, for example, can be rendered completely unattractive if she’s stupid or, I assume, liberal (it’s never really happened, in my dating experience, as most liberal women could easily pose for “before” photos for any number of ailments and afflictions, so them being attractive is only theoretical).
The thing about liberal women is they seem to have deliberately chosen to be ugly, at least in a lot of cases. And the left, in general, has embraced unattractiveness as a weird flex, likely to make themselves feel better about the unfortunate aftermath of bad, drunken haircuts and the decision to stretch their ear lobes to fit a Frisbee.
In the last few years, as pioneered by the step-daughter of Kamala Harris – leftists corporations wanted to suck up to Harris, as they assumed she’d be president one day, gave the closest thing she’ll ever have to a kid of her own the “worthless millennial” equivalent of a board seat on Burisma: a modeling contract – has covered her body with stupid, small and disconnected tattoos. This somehow became a trend – like they smoked meth, then on a dare played paintball and agreed to let someone with a tattoo gun put whatever idiotic thing they could think of on their bodies everywhere they’d been shot, all while snorting fentanyl.
Honestly, look it up. The only way these people could be dumber would be to…actually, no matter what I come up with, it’s being done.
There has never been a better time to be ugly in America than the last 10 years. Amazon, Dove, Ulta Beauty and pretty much every “fashion” brand that is not European in origin has embraced “models” just the side of type-2 diabetic with unibrows, giant guts and hairy legs. People who get winded standing up and need a minute to catch their breath before the pose and say, “You know I look good,” as they waddle to the kitchen to grab another bag of cool ranch Doritos.
But I’m not judging. Ok, I am judging. I’ve never had to look away from the TV more than in the last few years, as people either chosen because they’re repulsive or because they’ve chosen to make themselves repulsive have appeared in all their high-definition glory on my giant TV screen. Some of these people frighten house plants and animals, while others contribute to bulimia.
None of it is on accident – you don’t pick a dude with a 5-o’clock shadow in a dress to be the “new face of beauty” because you don’t want to sicken a large percentage of the audience, you do it as a deliberate thumb in their eye (or at least to make them wish for one so they don’t have to see what is on the TV).
American Eagle looked at that and went in the other direction. Calvin Klein and Ralph Lauren had cornered the market on models with gravitational pulls and “women” with penises, and American Eagle noticed a hole in the market. They filled it with Sydney Sweeney, the 27-year-old actress who should spend more time trying to convey character-based thoughts with her eyes if she wants to have a long career in Hollywood and a body that makes no red-blooded American male care that she can’t yet.
Naturally, the C.H.U.D. brigade lost their collective mind.
Liberals were upset because they’d successfully badgered normal people into pretending “everyone is beautiful” or people are “healthy and sexy at any size” and all the other hippie crap they’ve been pushing that everyone knows is garbage but since they only ever listen to other liberals, were under no threat of ever hearing out of fear of being excommunicated from the progressive left.
Sweeney’s boobs and butt broke the dam. Even effeminate Democrat “men” couldn’t deny that she’s attractive. They’d spent years being cuckold into pretending a guy who “tucked it back real far” was every bit a “real woman” as someone built like Sweeney. Yet, none of these people ever actually dated any “trans women” because they knew it was a lie. It’s one thing to go along with saying it, it’s another to be seen in public with it.
Sweeney’s ads gave these people, and all normal people, the opportunity to be normal again, if only for a moment. The left-wing harpies screaming “NAZI PROPAGANDA” were met with all the enthusiasm Playboy found when they got rid of nudity for a while and made a man pretending to be a woman a “playmate,” which is to say they were greeted like a fart in a car on a hot day.
Some truths are universal. And while they can be shouted down and threatened into submission for a while, they cannot be chased out of human nature because they are a part of human nature. If we were all as ugly as Democrats would love to make the “standard of beauty,” we would have gone extinct centuries ago. Thank God we are not. Thank God for beauty. And yes, thank God for leftists desperately trying to force everyone to pretend the genuinely unattractive is anything but, because it separates them from the rest of the herd and leaves normal people alone in reality.
Best Democrats only date themselves, not only because they are the epitome of ugly, inside and out, but because it means they have less time to inflict themselves on normal people. And ridding as much of our lives of those awful creatures is, with the exception of them all renouncing their citizenship and leaving the hemisphere together, the best gift they can give us.
And I mean that in the nicest possible way…
Derek Hunter is the host of the Derek Hunter Show on WMAL in Washington, DC, and has a free daily podcast (subscribe!) and author of the book, Outrage, INC., which exposes how liberals use fear and hatred to manipulate the masses, and host of the weekly “Week in F*cking Review” podcast where the news is spoken about the way it deserves to be. Follow him on Twitter at @DerekAHunter.
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