I write all the time about how gullible the Democrat Party’s base is, but only because it’s hilarious that it works. I don’t really care that they scam people out of their money – if you’re dumb enough to give Democrats anything, that’s on you – but it is worth mocking in the hope that people considering giving to them will see the con for what it is and put their wallets back in their pockets.
The latest strategy for separating suckers from their cash is to insist Democrats have heard the concerns of their voters and are refocusing their attention on fixing what went wrong last year. It’s as big of a lie as you’d expect.
Under the subject line, “We asked for your feedback, and now the report is in,” the Democratic National Committee hilariously pretends previous emails they’d sent out begging for money under the guise of “survey questions” were serious.
They wrote, “Over the past two weeks, our team sent around a feedback form asking supporters what they’d like to see the DNC do and what changes or initiatives they’d like to see us prioritize. More than 30,000 people took the time to share their feedback. We’ve analyzed the data and compiled the top results — and here’s what we found.”
I whole 30,000 people in a nation of 330,000,000? Wow.
Hilariously, the “data” they shared was in the form of a chart that is absolutely incomprehensible and meaningless. Under the header, “What should Democrats do?” the answers they’ve charted were:
“Build a stronger, more visible comms strategy” – like controlling 95 percent of the media just isn’t enough.
“Transform how we engage with young voters” – which means about as much as just saying “win elections” would.
“Strengthen outreach with rural communities” – yes, send a trans army to rural America that will win you votes.
“Hold more town halls and listening sessions” – tell me you have no idea what voters care about without saying you have no ideas what voters care about.
“Increase investment in protecting voting rights” – this is only an issue to the most radical leftists who really think voter ID is what’s costing them victories.
“Recruit and support more Democratic candidates” – are there a lot of races across the country Democrats simply don’t participate in? (The answer is no.)
That’s it, those were the “results.”
What’s most hilarious is that they were all on a bar graph showing what percentage of Democrats picked them as their top issue, and all of them charted between 20 and 30 percent. You don’t have to be a math major or even use your calculator to notice that six answers pulled over 20 percent, which would mean Democrats listed the top concerns of at least 120+ percent of those surveyed.
As someone who purposefully clicks on some of these “surveys,” I can assure you the answers are not registered anywhere and are strictly a fraud explicitly created to convince people that their party cares what they think. They do not.
When given the option, I always choose the “No, I don’t care what Republicans and Trump do” answer to see if it impacts their grab for cash at all, and it never, ever does. All clicks lead to “Pitch in to the DNC and help elect Democrats nationwide,” which is exactly what happens when you click on the bar chart referenced above.
It takes a special kind of stupid to think the Democratic National Committee is listening to its voters or gives a single damn what any of them think.
The email ends, “We are so grateful for your feedback. We’re committed to doing more to effectively reach more voters, clearly communicate the work we are doing, and ensure that voters know we are the Party that shows up for them year-round — not just right before Election Day. Now, we’re sharing these results with DNC Chair Ken Martin and are actively working on incorporating this feedback into our strategy.”
If they weren’t doing these things before, what the hell were they doing? Actually, I know what they were going: lying to the public about everything in the hope of suckering a majority to vote for them. That’s not something they’re going to stop doing since it is all they do. It’s impossible to feel sorry for anyone dumb enough to fall for any of it.
Derek Hunter is the host of a free daily podcast (subscribe!) and author of the book, Outrage, INC., which exposes how liberals use fear and hatred to manipulate the masses, and host of the weekly “Week in F*cking Review” podcast where the news is spoken about the way it deserves to be. Follow him on Twitter at @DerekAHunter.
