We beat the Nazis and Imperial Japan. We conquered diseases and created capitalism, which lifted more people out of abject poverty than any other system ever imagined. We built the tallest, most impressive structure the world has ever seen. We even went to the moon. You should wake up every morning and thank God for the existence of men, because without men, not only would your existence be miserable, you would not exist. We, men, are amazing creatures. In fact, we are so much better at just about everything both genders can do that we now even make better women.
Of course, women played a role in some of those developments – they raised the kids, cooked meals, did administrative tasks and whatnot. They even made a movie about women doing math at NASA while the men were making the machines and risking their lives, so even though a man could’ve probably done the same math, had some been put in those positions, ladies did help on a few of those things.
Now that the political left is doing all it can to erase the existence of gender and the realities that go with it, men have started playing the roles of women in sports, pretty much the one field outside of childbirth where we were separated. And, in an unsurprising development, we’re dominating at that too.
We really kick ass, don’t we? We brought civilization to the undeveloped world; now we’re bringing actual skill to women’s sports. You’re welcome, again, world.
I kid, of course, mostly, but only to illustrate the absurdity of “trans women” in women’s sports, not the rest of those things above, which are true.
The most amazing part of the whole thing is how leftist women, who have more testosterone running through them than any “progressive” man does, are insisting on their “sisters” losing out on opportunities to us. It’s stupid, but what do you expect from people whose mediocrity is celebrated like it’s an accomplishment?
Megan Rapinoe, who led a team of the best adult female soccer players from across the country, lost in humiliating fashion to a team of 15-year-old boys from just the city of Dallas. That loss must sting her to this day because she is projecting anger and her sexual politics onto all women’s sports, now that she’s retired and living off the money earned by men and stolen from the unpopular women’s national soccer team.
Rapinoe has always been more known for her sexual orientation than her skills or intelligence. She famously cost the women’s national team a shot at the World Cup in her last game, wildly and embarrassingly missing the net on a penalty kick. She shouldn’t have been on that team, as she was WAY past whatever prime she had, but she knew if she’d been cut, it would’ve been a “scandal,” as she was the only player the media had elevated, plus she wanted the money. Her arrogance blew it for everyone.
Now that it won’t impact her life in any way, her loyalty to the Alphabet Mafia has her cheerleading men dominating women’s sports everywhere they’re allowed. Weirdly, and as if it were God’s way of highlighting this cosmic joke, there are no “trans men” dominating anywhere in boys’ sports. So odd, isn’t it?
Personally, I very much look forward to women’s professional sports becoming “trans retired men” sports. There isn’t a single NBA elder or career bench-rider who would not dominate in the WNBA. Forget the Senior PGA, the LPGA will do quite nicely. Athletic retirement will become a thing of the past, as even average players aging out of their leagues will come to dominate against women.
Thanks to leftists, it’s not only unacceptable to question the sincerity of a man’s declaration of being a woman, but you can’t even ask for one – you’re just supposed to get out of the way and let them do their thing. Since I have zero interest in women’s sports, I’m fine with that.
In fact, since I do enjoy watching the high level of competition in professional sports featuring “people who identify as men,” I might start watching women’s sports once men begin dominating it. Maybe men in women’s sports is something I can get behind after all. There truly is nothing we can’t do, once some of us set our gender dysphoric minds to it.
Derek Hunter is the host of the Derek Hunter Show on WMAL in Washington, D.C., and has a free daily podcast (subscribe!) and author of the book, Outrage, INC., which exposes how liberals use fear and hatred to manipulate the masses, and host of the weekly “Week in F*cking Review” podcast where the news is spoken about the way it deserves to be. Follow him on Twitter at @DerekAHunter.