With Governor Christie’s splash in the pool, the population pining to be POTUS is now large enough to hold a special Republican Primary: only the declared wannabes would participate, each egotist getting three votes. Naturally, we’d eliminate all their first choices and zero in on the next two, thereby distilling a much tighter cluster of potential electables.

Seriously, we now have a candidate for almost every splinter view imaginable, and good people though each of them are, they collectively exemplify a party in confusion and dysfunction. As one wag pointed out, the last time there were this many declared candidates, a major party produced Jimmy Carter. To the nation, this gaggle of diverse leaders is proof positive of such a gamble: they seem not to be able to agree on who and how to govern, as each fears the Conservative Inquisition if they depart from the rigid testament of a relative few. That the GOP will produce an electable candidate in this cycle is becoming chancy at best.

Whether the rest of us live in fly-over country or in the four or five battleground states to matter in 2016, there are a few things on the GOP Must Do List my politically disparate group of acquaintances seems to agree on:

And who are my acquaintances? They are Christians, Jews, Muslims, and atheists who vote. They are indies, left and right of center types—but not edge huggers—and we may not agree 100% on all of the above, but we know we don’t have to. With whatever scorn the hard-core right chooses, they can call us moderates, RINOs, or rudderless weaklings for that matter, but if the GOP can connect the political dots above, everyone will also call us winners.